July 4, 2016
Independence Day

BIRTHDAYS
Rube Goldberg 1883
Neil Simon 1927
Chuck Tanner 1928

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*06/24/16 Misadventures: The adventure magazine for women.
06/24/16 Diversity In STEAM Magazine: Science | Tech | Engineering | Arts & design | Math.
*06/22/16 History of War Book of the American Civil War: Discover the iconic conflict that shaped a nation.
06/22/16 Ruminate: Chewing on the mysteries of life, faith and art.
06/22/16 Dry Magazine: Printed in Denmark.
*06/20/16 Ring Remembers: Special Muhammad Ali memorial issue.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

A group of giraffes is called a tower.
— August National Geographic for KiDS

Horace Greeley died within months of losing the 1872 presidential election.
— History of War Book of the American Civil War

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

AT COOKOUTS SLENDER MAN STICKS TO LEMONADE & SALAD

UNDERSEA EXPLORERS CAUGHT IN GIANT WEB SPUN BY SPIDER CRABS!

INTELLIGENT KANGAROO TRYING TO BREAK INTO PROFESSIONAL KICKBOXING

THE TRIFFIDS ARE REAL AND THEY’RE COMING TO EARTH!

1 MILLION PEOPLE LIVE IN A MONTANA TOWN THAT’S NOT ON ANY MAP!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

If there were no clocks would the day last forever?

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Berger Friesenslau